The recommended daily allowance

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"The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes"


"The Return of Sherlock Holmes"

From Amazon:
Jeremy Brett's portrayal of Sherlock Holmes is perhaps the best filmed version of Arthur Conan Doyle's famous detective, showcasing Holmes's dazzling brilliance without ignoring his unnerving intensity or drug dependencies. First aired on Britain's Granada Television in 1984, the series offered perfect casting (David Burke, replaced later in the run by Edward Hardwicke, played Dr. Watson as Holmes's sturdy companion and chronicler rather than as a buffoon), marvelous period music by Patrick Gowers, and a running time of almost an hour per story, which allowed superior detail and faithfulness to the original source.
The Misses and I cannot recommend this series enough. Below is the best example of why we so adore Jeremy Brett. Splendid, splendid stuff!

Chapbook entry

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From "A Scandal in Bohemia":
He never spoke of the softer passions, save with a gibe and a sneer. They were admirable things for the observer -- excellent for drawing the veil from men's motives and actions. But for the trained reasoner to admit such intrusions into his own delicate and finely adjusted temperament was to introduce a distracting factor which might throw a doubt upon all his mental results. Grit in a sensitive instrument, or a crack in one of his own high-power lenses, would not be more disturbing than a strong emotion in a nature such as his.
From "The Red-Headed League":
"As far as you are personally concerned," remarked Holmes, "I do not see that you have any grievance against this extraordinary league. On the contrary, you are, as I understand, richer by some thirty pounds, to say nothing of the minute knowledge which you have gained on every subject which comes under the letter A. You have lost nothing by them."
And later:
"You reasoned it out beautifully," I exclaimed in unfeigned admiration "It is so long a chain, and yet every link rings true."

"It saved me from ennui," he answered, yawning. "Alas! I already feel it closing in upon me. My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplaces of existence. These little problems help me to do so."

"And you are a benefactor of the race," said I.

He shrugged his shoulders. "Well, perhaps, after all, it is of some little use," he remarked. "'L'homme c'est rien -- l'oeuvre c'est tout,' as Gustave Flaubert wrote to George Sand."
From "The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle":
"No, no. No crime," said Sherlock Holmes, laughing. "Only one of those whimsical little incidents which will happen when you have four million human beings all jostling each other within the space of a few square miles. Amid the action and reaction of so dense a swarm of humanity, every possible combination of events may be expected to take place, and many a little problem will be presented which may be striking and bizarre without being criminal. We have already had experience of such."
From "Silver Blaze":
"Inspector Gregory, to whom the case has been committed, is an extremely competent officer. Were he but gifted with imagination he might rise to great heights in his profession...."
From "The Musgrave Ritual":
"Reginald Musgrave had been in the same college as myself, and I had some slight acquaintance with him. He was not generally popular among the undergraduates, though it always seemed to me that what was set down as pride was really an attempt to cover extreme natural diffidence...."
From "The Greek Interpreter":
"My dear Watson," said he, "I cannot agree with those who rank modesty among the virtues. To the logician all things should be seen exactly as they are, and to underestimate one's self is as much a departure from truth as to exaggerate one's own powers. When I say, therefore, that Mycroft has better powers of observation than I, you may take it that I am speaking the exact and literal truth."
And later:
"Very likely not. There are many men in London, you know, who, some from shyness, some from misanthropy, have no wish for the company of their fellows. Yet they are not averse to comfortable chairs and the latest periodicals. It is for the convenience of these that the Diogenes Club was started, and it now contains the most unsociable and unclubable men in town. No member is permitted to take the least notice of any other one. Save in the Stranger's Room, no talking is, under any circumstances, allowed, and three offences, if brought to the notice of the committee, render the talker liable to expulsion. My brother was one of the founders, and I have myself found it a very soothing atmosphere."
From "The Adventure of the Six Napoleons":
We sat in silence for a moment.

"Well," said Lestrade, "I've seen you handle a good many cases, Mr. Holmes, but I don't know that I ever knew a more workmanlike one than that. We're not jealous of you at Scotland Yard. No, sir, we are very proud of you, and if you come down to-morrow, there's not a man, from the oldest inspector to the youngest constable, who wouldn't be glad to shake you by the hand."

"Thank you!" said Holmes. "Thank you!" and as he turned away, it seemed to me that he was more nearly moved by the softer human emotions than I had ever seen him. A moment later he was the cold and practical thinker once more.

By the numbers

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92
The temperature at 3:41 p.m., according to the thermometer on the back of the house.


81
The temperature at the same time, according to the car's external thermometer.


8
The number of premium wieners we grilled today.


2
The number of ice cream cartons in our freezer: vanilla and vanilla Swiss almond.


9.26
The number of miles we biked this morning. We did the same yesterday morning, although we did it much faster yesterday -- because a storm was chasing us!


88.51
The number of miles we've biked since April 9. I know. Not exactly a spectacular showing, but if you factor in the weather... we're keeping to our goal (two long rides per weekend).

Related entry: "But if you don't have fun doing this thing, my friend, then it will be the dumbest damned thing you have ever done."



The number of dandelions in our yards last Thursday.

I'm exaggerating, of course. There were not that many. But those that were there were... tenacious.

And BIG.


0
The number of dandelions in our yards about twelve hours after the lawns were treated.


I know there are a number of eco-minded readers among you, and, no, I haven't a clue what he sprinkled as he scooted by on that contraption after dropping a spiked sign on the lawn warning us not to step on it for at least twenty-four hours. What I do know is that my neighbors have purchased tickets on the Gardens Beautiful Bus, and until this weekend, we were considered the ill-behaved children throwing spitballs from the back row. It was eradicate or... who knows what.

Anyone who reads here regularly knows I love dandelions. I miss my yellow-headed harbingers of spring. But even curmudgeonly autodidacts know when to walk away from a pointless battle. This was one of those.

4
The number of blog entries I've written today -- two for today and two for tomorrow.


0 *
The number of blog entries I'll likely have time to post during the remainder of the week.


In mid-May, just when many begin setting aside their books and schedules, we enter a period of great academic productivity. The summer swim season and its daily morning practices (and, hence, early bedtimes) gives our days a structure that lends itself to a traditional grid schedule, and by the time the season ends, we're so accustomed to the rhythm that we dance with it until about a month after the local school calendar begins. Then we take some much-anticipated field trips during a period of cooler weather and thinner crowds.

And so it goes.

In any event, I've got two students in high school now, which is alternately exhilarating and, yes, occasionally exhausting. So if you're wondering where we are, what we're doing, it's the same ol', same ol':

It just takes more time now.


* Added 6.01.2011: As it turns out, the long morning practice gives me ample time to read and post. I may end up posting more regularly than I had expected.

Reading life review: May

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Books read this month: 18
Books read in 2011: 44

Daughters-in-Law (Joanna Trollope)
Fiction. Has it really been a year since I settled into a Trollope novel? Really? How does that happen? Well, in any event, Daughters-in-Law was a companion earlier this month, and I was reminded all over again that what in another writer's hands might read like banal chick lit becomes in Trollope's able hands something considerably more substantial. In this recent novel, she explores familiar emotional territory (i.e., couples, families, and the web of relationships between them), examining the marriages of three brothers and the effect their relationship with their parents has on those marriages.

Sempre Susan (Sigrid Nunez)
Memoir. After reading an excerpt in the NYT, I put Nunez's memoir on my list, and, in search of "a little something" to read while waiting for the Misses one afternoon, I stuffed it in my bag. While I admired the intimacy of Nunez's observations, the clarity of her recollections, and the sureness of her writing, I was unable to overlook the fact that scene followed remembrance followed anecdote with an alarming lack of transition.

Still, there were moments:

p. 49
She was a feminist who found most women wanting. There was a certain friend she saw regularly, a brilliant man she loved to hear talk and whom, though he was married, she usually saw alone. Those times when his wife did come along, though, were inevitably disappointing. With his wife there, Susan complained, the conversation of this brilliant and intellectually stimulating man somehow became boring.

She was exasperated to find that the company of even very intelligent women was usually not as interesting as that of intelligent men.
p. 138
"But that's what happens," she said. "You have to be prepared for that." It had happened to her a lot, she said. Once she started meeting writers and artists, it happened over and over. "I'd be so thrilled about meeting these people -- my heroes! my idols!"

And over and over she would feel let down, or even betrayed. And she was so disillusioned that she'd end up regretting having met them, because now she couldn't worship them or their work anymore, at least not in the same pure way.
Having read this earlier in the month, I've had the benefit of a few weeks' reflection, and it wasn't simply the perceived herky-jerkiness of the text that troubled me: It was the lack of epiphany. In his review for The Washington Times (April 29), Martin Rubin writes:
Even after all she recounts in these pages and with the benefit of more than three decades of hindsight, Ms. Nunez still doesn’t realize that the drama of which she was both bystander and participant was yet another of those demonstrations that the emperor in fact has no new clothes. This is of course in some ways a strength of her narrative, yet one cannot help regretting that, for her own sake, she could bring herself to realize it.
Yes! From Nunez's memoir, one gets the sense that Sontag was, for all the drama and hype to the contrary, a disappointment of sorts, but Nunez does not allow that she may have felt -- as Sontag did on meeting her own idols -- let down, betrayed, and unable to worship the writer or the work any longer.

(By the way, Sontag would have dubbed Trollope's Daughters-in-Law "passé suburban realism," I'm sure. Heh, heh, heh.)

Gardening Step by Step (Phil Clayton, et al.)
John Brookes' Natural Landscapes (John Brookes)
Month-by-Month Gardening in Illinois (James A. Fizzell)
The New Gardener (Pippa Greenwood)
Glorious Gardens (Jacqueline Heriteau)
Midwest Top 10 Garden Guide (Bonnie Monte, ed.)
Midwest Gardens (Pamela Wolfe)
Low Maintenance Garden (Jenny Hendy)
Non-fiction. Maybe you detect a pattern -- perhaps even a project -- here. Well, two weeks spent poring over these tomes, taking copious notes, sketching, erasing, and sketching again convinced me of one thing: I am most decidedly not a gardener. I am an appreciator of gardens and a lover of nature, but a gardener? No. Emphatically, no. As it turns out, the yard makeover will be confined to the installation of a split rail fence, some serious hedge and bush trimming, and the planting of some arborvitae, hosta, and lavender. And all but the last (which I actually purchased) of these lovely books have been returned to the library (with a huge sigh of relief).

The Complete Beginner's Guide to Archery (Bernhard A. Roth)
Know the Sport: Archery (John Adams)
Non-fiction. Related entry here.

Sherlock Holmes: More Short Stories (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)
Fiction. With the Misses. I still intend to post a chapbook entry. Until then, the stories this month included "The Adventure of the Copper Beeches," (from Adventures of Sherlock Holmes); "The Crooked Man," "The Resident Patient," "The Greek Interpreter," and "The Naval Treaty" (from Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes); "The Adventure of the Empty House," "The Adventure of the Norwood Builder," "The Adventure of the Dancing Men," and "The Adventure of the Six Napoleons" (from Return of Sherlock Holmes); and "The Adventure of the Bruce-Partington Plans" (from His Last Bow).

The Outsiders (S.E. Hinton)
Fiction. With the Misses. I contributed "Nothing Gold Can Stay" to a Poetry Friday gathering earlier this month, which led to a conversation about the first time I had read it, which led, of course, to The Outsiders. This is not a terribly sophisticated piece of writing, but it's an enduring one, isn't it? The Misses both loved it, though they lost no time pointing out how convenient it was that the church (!) burned following so many foreshadows about the boys' smoking and that the fire led to Johnny's public redemption. "Perrine would not be impressed!" Heh, heh, heh. And, yes, we have every intention of devoting an upcoming movie night to the 1983 film.

The Raising (Laura Kasischke)
Fiction. I picked this up after reading Julia Keller's review in The Chicago Tribune (March 26), and it's the best sort of summer reading -- exceptionally well written, compelling, and honestly? Just not too hard.

The Life before Her Eyes (Laura Kasischke)
Fiction. So pleased was I with The Raising that I picked up a few other Kaischke titles. Life was both thought-provoking and well written.

No Time for Goodbye (Linwood Barclay)
Too Close to Home (Linwood Barclay)
Fiction. And I picked these up after reading Stephen King's summer reading list in the current issue of Entertainment Weekly (June 3). They are the second-best sort of summer reading: capably written, entertaining, and not too easy to piece together halfway through.

All lowbrow and pop culture-ish

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Do you regularly watch "Dancing with the Stars"? I don't, but I happened to catch the performance in which Kirstie Alley and her partner fell. How unfortunate, I thought. Then, And what a generous and gracious partner.

I'd all but forgotten the program when I awoke to Greg Jarrett asking his on-air colleagues how they would decide what to watch this evening, what, with the finales of "Glee," "American Idol," "Dancing with the Stars," and "The Biggest Loser" all competing for viewers.

Now, as this entry and no small supply of others reveal, I am a fan of several things lowbrow and/or pop culture-ish (e.g., "Law & Order," Garry Meier, and, more recently, graphic novels and comic books).

But Jarrett is a former ABC News correspondent. He covered Operation Desert Storm from the combat pool. He reported on the Bush-Gorbachev Summit in Moscow and the 2003 Iraqi invasion. For the latter, he worked as an embedded correspondent with the USMC helicopter squadron, the Purple Foxes. In other words, he brings to the morning program the benefit of his experience, as well as his vibrant slate of news contacts from around the world....

And he's wondering how folks will decide which television finale to watch?

Really?

Yeah, I was a little put off.

When Alley's name came up, though, I felt a flicker of interest and made a mental note to search YouTube for her performances. Color me gobsmacked! I mean, she made it to the finale! (Last night's dances here and here.) More, apparently, the combination of her diet products and the rigorous DWTS practice schedule has reshaped her body in the weeks since she and Maksim Chmerkovskiy stumbled. And although I'm not fond of the phrase, I think Alley is, quite simply, a splendid looking woman, especially for her age.

I watched her competitors' segments, and from those alone, I suspect folks may think that the much younger Chelsea Kane is the better dancer, but I find myself rooting for Alley and her partner, who still seems sincerely supportive of her efforts.

Win one for the capacious-bottomed women of a certain age, Kirstie!

And, Greg? Man, more information, interviews, and insight in the morning, okay? I need oatmeal, not Froot Loops.

Springtime in Chicago

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Two from Smithsonian Magazine

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From "Food from the Age of Shakespeare":

The Folger’s collection of several dozen receipt or recipe books offers a fascinating window into life during Shakespeare’s era on medical practices, women’s literacy and popular foods. Recipe books were often circulated among family members, and it’s not uncommon to see handwriting from several individuals in one book, says Rebecca Laroche, who curated the exhibition. As I scanned the neatly hand-scripted books by housewives Elizabeth Fowler and Sarah Longe, I ghttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifot the urge to try some of their recipes. We know little about these women; they were literate, of course, and because Longe calls herself “mistress” and refers to King James I and Queen Elizabeth I in her book, historians surmise that she was informed and fairly well off, though not a member of the nobility. The notebooks, however, give us glimpses of the authors’ personalities.

Fowler had written her name and the date, 1684, on the cover and embellished them with swirls and curlicues. Her 300-page compendium includes poems and sermons. With an eye for organization, she numbered her recipes. Her recipe titles reflect her confidence in the kitchen: “To Make the Best Sassages that Ever was eat,” she labels one.
(You'll find more Shakespearean goodness filed under "Bardolatry.")

And from "An Unforgettable Photo of Martha Graham":
Thus when Graham and Morgan met, in 1935, they found they had a shared interest. Indeed, they had much in common. Both were dedicated modernists and hence, at that time in America, bohemians, iconoclasts. In addition, both were highly idealistic, given to pronouncements on the Spirit, the Essence and so forth. According to the philosopher Curtis Carter, a friend of Morgan’s who has curated three exhibitions of her work and written most of what we know about her, Morgan had first seen Graham’s work several years earlier. We don’t know if Graham had seen Morgan’s work, but apparently she sensed a kinship. Within a short time Morgan proposed to do a book of photographs of Graham, and the choreographer said, “Fine, let’s do it.”

It was not an easy project. “She was a terror,” Graham told an interviewer years later. “I’d do it, and then she’d say, ‘Well, the dress wasn’t quite right,’ and then we’d have to do it again. First she would make me lie down on the floor and rest. So off came the dress (it mustn’t get dirty, you know), and then we’d start all over again.”
(Graham-related entries here and here.)

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Underappreciated

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“[T]he radiant dandelion, shining in the grass,
like a spark dropped from the sun”

Mantis religiosa

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"'There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark.'"

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From "Stephen Hawking: 'There is no heaven; it's a fairy story'" (The Guardian, May 15):

"Science is beautiful when it makes simple explanations of phenomena or connections between different observations. Examples include the double helix in biology, and the fundamental equations of physics."

On the nightstand

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Seen on the trail... last weekend

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It's raining and under fifty degrees again this morning, so this has been a bicycling-free weekend. We're heading out for a walk after lunch -- no matter what -- though. Of course, we may need winter coats.

To put this in perspective, note that it was eighty-five here on Wednesday.

I'm not asking for much, folks. Sunny, sixty-eight. That, to me, is spring. May I please have some?

"'It was in the oatmeal.'"

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From "Rahm Emanuel's parents say ancestors would be proud" (Chicago Tribune, May 13):
People often ask the Emanuels the secret to raising three uber-successful sons. The couple try to shrug off the question, saying they know lots of families with talented children and they have all taken different approaches.

"I get asked if it was something in the water. It was in the oatmeal," says Marsha Emanuel, 77, who remains a practicing psychotherapist.

The Emanuels say they simply took an active role in their children's lives and encouraged their varied interests. While many of their friends enjoyed couples-only vacations, the Emanuels took their children with them everywhere, including yearly visits to Israel.
Later in the article, on the subject of Rahm Emmanuel's penchant for salty speech:
The Emanuels did not ban swearing in the house, though Marsha says her boys know that she considers cursing to be lowbrow behavior. She can't explain why her middle son has a reputation for foul language, but Benjamin says he suspects the mayor-elect's legendary potty mouth has been exaggerated.

When the boys were growing up, the Emanuels did have rules against words that mocked someone's ethnicity, religion or appearance. Even the slightest violation of this rule would earn a strong rebuke, Marsha Emanuel says.

"We told them … if you use swear words, that just shows you're low-class," she says. "But if you use a word against an ethnic group or a racial group, you're insulting a nation."
Added a little later: My kids and I met Rahm Emanuel outside the Jewel on Lincoln when he was campaigning for the 5th District congressional seat. Although the staff of the now infamous Rod Blagojevich had been greatly helpful during the planning stages of our trip to Washington, D.C., a couple of years prior, Emanuel struck me as being infinitely more motivated and capable than his predecessor.

Apparently, I was right, eh? And apparently, it was all in the oatmeal.

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Fine Art Friday

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A Chemist Lifting with Extreme Precaution the Cuticle of a Grand Piano, 1936
Salvador Dalí, Spanish, 1904–1989

The images above were taken during our recent adventure at the Art Institute. Click here for the full image.

Belated birthday image

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Click image to enlarge.

The candles are so cute, I thought. "Hey! Let me grab my camera!" I shouted over my shoulder, as Mr. M-mv and the Misses inhaled deeply to begin the "Happy Birthday Song."

By the time I returned, well, you can see what happened.

Look what you've done! I'm melting, melting. Ohhhhh, what a world, what a world.
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At twenty-seven, I began describing my age as nearly thirty. At thirty-seven, forty. And now I am forty-seven, and I realize that I am, in fact, nearly fifty. Mr. M-mv and I are celebrating our twenty-fifth wedding anniversary this year. It is time to acknowledge that, indeed, I grow old... I grow old.... And I am quite all right with that.

I think I will don some white flannel trousers and walk upon the beach.

"[M]ethodical, world-weary, and as stoic as he can manage to be in the face of mankind's annoying idiocy"

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An interview with Werner Herzog: "Mad German Auteur, Now in 3-D!" (GQ, May 2011).

On the nightstand

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Miss M-mv(ii)'s pile

Miss M-mv(i)'s pile

Mrs. M-mv's pile

The messy nest

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A lovely birthday gift from the Misses.
The Messy Nest Necklace by The Vintage Pearl

An early anniversary present

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Wedding Rings, 1953
Peter Lipman-Wulf, German, 1905-1993

"I just saw the perfect piece of art to celebrate our anniversary," he said.

I looked around the Art Institute's Modern Wing gift shop. "That big elephant?" I joked.

"No," he said, and for a moment, I saw the nineteen-year-old boy who had hidden an engagement ring in my college dorm refrigerator.

Chagrined, I offered him my hand. "Show me."

"This."

And it is. It is the perfect piece of art to celebrate twenty-five years of marriage.

Seen on the trail this morning

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Noting progress

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Goal: Two 10-mile rides per weekend *
Total number of rides: 6
Total miles: 61.33

We took two rides of 9.26 miles each last weekend and an 11.77 ride today.

* Weather permitting. I will not ride when the trail is slick. Let's leave it at I'm too old to fall again.

Randomness

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1. Harbingers of spring. Did you know that there are some places that will fine you for dandelions? "Not only do dandelions metastasize by floating their hardy seeds on the wind, they blight the overall streetscape with their sprouty, spiky symbols of trashy indifference, which is why some towns levy fines on homeowners who allow them to grow."

2. Free Comic Book Day. When we lived in Chicago, my son loved visiting this or that comic shop, and he campaigned annually for a visit on the first Saturday of May. "Free comics, Mom!" He loved Spiderman, in particular, and Spawn. He had a soft spot for Sonic and Batman, too. After he left for SOI, Miss M-mv(ii) found an issue of Semper Fi: Tales of the Marine Corps at Half Price Books. We scoured the 'net for more; he and his friends thought these 1980-ish tales were terrific fun, although all of them remarked on how old the characters looked and how nice the drill instructors seemed.

We're going to don our geek caps today (Really. Are they ever off?) and head to our local comic shop.

3. In last Sunday's papers. The Year We Left Home (Jean Thompson) was already en route when I saw Julia Keller's favorable review. It's hard to say when I will get to the book, though: My book stacks of reproach are taller than I am now.

And I was all but certain, but a quick look at Fandango confirmed my suspicion the Werner Herzog's "living, undulating art exhibition," Cave of Forgotten Dreams, would not be showing near us. Guess I must wait until it's released on DVD.

4. Classic physics. After our recent trip to the Museum of Science of Industry, I appreciated this video explaining the Foucault Pendulum.

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Fine Art Friday

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The Bewitched Mill, 1913
Franz Marc, German, 1880–1916

The above is a photo I took of the bird detail in Marc's beautiful painting. Click here to see the complete work.

And here is some more bird goodness:

Human Figure with Two Birds, 1925 and 1929
Max Ernst, French, born Germany, 1891–1976

Again, this is simply a photo I took of the bird detail in a larger work. Click here for an image of Ernst's complete piece.

The Art Institute is, quite possibly, my favorite destination in all of Chicago, and I don't say that lightly. After all, the Misses and I spent a satisfactory day at the Museum of Science and Industry last week, and we had been in and out of the city three times in the weeks before that to see Carmen at the Lyric, F. Murray Abraham in The Merchant of Venice, and pianist Leif Oves Andsnes at the CSO. (Related entries here, here, and here.)

But there's something about the Art Institute, I guess.

Something new

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It concerns us to know the purposes we seek in life, for then, like archers aiming at a definite mark, we shall be more likely to attain what we want.

~ Aristotle

I've had a yen for archery lessons since I experienced some beginner's luck at the Bristol Renaissance Fair archery booth a couple of years ago. And Miss M-mv(ii) became thoroughly intrigued when she read The Other Side of the Island (Allegra Goodman) and, of course, The Hunger Games (Suzanne Collins).

Miss M-mv(i) had already gamely agreed to join us if we found a class -- which we did -- and I must say that all three of us made a rather good showing at our first lesson.

After a review of essential safety precautions, the instructor taught us the rudiments of shooting an arrow. We then stepped to the line, shot three arrows, and retrieved them at least ten times, which seemed to me a good amount of hands-on experience for a first class. The group was small, so he was able to walk along the line making individual adjustments to form and interspersing the whiiiiizzz of arrows (some striking gold, some traveling somewhat off the mark) with anecdotes from his experience as both a coach and an archer.

In short, the three of us loved it and are looking forward to the next session. Alas, I had quite forgotten the large, unsightly bruise I earned when I last picked up a quiver and bow. While some people must protect the lower part of their bow arm, I must look to the upper arm, just above the elbow. In his defense, it was only 39 degrees out when the class met, and all of us were clad in layers, so the instructor believed we were sufficiently protected. Let me just say I will NEVER forget to don an arm guard again.

Off to practice. Our instructor wants us to use visualization and a mimetic technique he described at least thirty times daily. I wonder if that's how our favorite elven archer practices.

Heh, heh, heh.

Egglings

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Reading life review: April

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Books read this month: 14
Books read in 2011: 26

Things a Brother Knows (Dana Reinhart)
Fiction. A YA novel about one Marine's journey home. Excellent. Just excellent. More, it was the book that reminded me that I am, in fact, a reader. Thank you, Dana Reinhart.

Illyria (Elizabeth Hand)
Fiction. Blend one part Flowers in the Attic (V.C. Andrews) with a half-measure of Damage (Josephine Hart). Season generously with Shakespeare's Twelfth Night. There. Now you have Illyria, a slender bit of a YA novel I picked up after reading Jeanne's emphatic review. While I didn't hate Illyria, I did set it down sorely disappointed, although I'm still trying to decide whether I'm disappointed with the book or with my inability to piece together the mystery of the toy theater in the attic and the point of Rogan and Maddie's interaction at the conclusion of the novel. (Are they together or not? she pouts, stamping her foot like one of those high school girls who read her best friend's chemistry partner's older sister's dogeared copy of Flowers in the Attic because she hadn't resources (or imagination?) enough to secure her own copy of the forbidden book.)

The Merchant of Venice (William Shakespeare)
Play, classic. With the Misses M-mv. Related entry here.

Indulge me in a related aside?

As it happens, this time out I read from a 1985 Barron's "Shakespeare Made Easy" edition of The Merchant of Venice, which runs a modern English version alongside the full original text. It was the only single-play edition of Merchant in the house, much to my surprise, and I needed something I could slip in my bag. In other words, the hardcover Pelican simply wouldn't do.

When they saw me reading it, the Misses became deeply interested in the idea of a "translation" of Shakespeare. Did people really need that? (Oh, to have been immersed in bardolatry so young that no help is needed, eh?) It would have helped me when I was your age, I conceded. To illustrate the difference, I read the following passage from Act I, Scene 2:

From the original text:
If to do were as easy as to know what were good to do, chapels had been churches and poor men’s cottages princes' palaces. It is a good divine that follows his own instructions. I can easier teach twenty what were good to be done than be one of the twenty to follow mine own teaching. The brain may devise laws for the blood, but a hot temper leaps o'er a cold decree. Such a hare is madness the youth—to skip o'er the meshes of good counsel the cripple. But this reasoning is not in the fashion to choose me a husband. O me, the word “choose!” I may neither choose whom I would nor refuse whom I dislike—so is the will of a living daughter curbed by the will of a dead father. Is it not hard, Nerissa, that I cannot choose one nor refuse none?
From Barron's "Shakespeare Made Easy":
If practicing were as easy as preaching, chapels would be churches and poor men's cottages would would be princes' palaces. It's a good cleric who follows his own advice. I'd rather instruct twenty people how best to behave, than be one of the twenty obliged to follow my teaching. Reason tries to control behavior. Madcap youth rejects good advice, because it's a handicap. But all this philosophizing won't help me choose a husband. [She sighs again.] That word "choose." I can neither make my own choice nor turn down those I dislike. So the will of a living daughter is thwarted by the will of a dead father. Isn't it unfair, Nerissa, that I can't either choose or refuse?
As I read aloud, it struck me that the "Shakespeare Made Easy" was not as -- for lack of a better phrase -- "dumbed down" as I had thought it might be. Later, I decided to check out Sparknotes "No Fear Shakespeare":
You think it’s that easy? If doing good deeds were as easy as knowing how to do them, then everyone would be better off. Small chapels would be big churches, and poor men’s cottages would be princes' palaces. It takes a good priest to practice what he preaches. For me, it’s easier to lecture twenty people on how to be good than to be the one person out of twenty who actually does good things. The brain can tell the heart what to do, but what does it matter? Cold rules don’t matter when you’ve got a hot temper. Young people are like frisky young rabbits, and good advice is like a crippled old man trying to catch them. But thinking like this won’t help me choose a husband. Oh, the word “choose” is strange! I can’t choose who I like, or refuse who I dislike. I’m a living daughter still controlled by the wishes of her dead father. Isn’t it a pain that I can’t choose or refuse anyone, Nerissa?
The opening and concluding sentences are painfully colloquial, which makes this passage (copyright 2003, eighteen years after the Barron's) seem, yes, dumbed down, but the rest isn't too terrible, is it?

All right. Yes, it is. It's terrible. Too terrible to contemplate further.

Model Home (Eric Puchner)
Fiction. This served as a wonderful (albeit, unintentional) companion piece to Gabrielle Zevin's The Hole We're In, which I read last March. Both titles -- explorations of consumerism, debt, and family dysfunction -- are highly recommended.

Mouse Guard, Volume 1: Fall 1152 (David Petersen)
Mouse Guard, Volume 2: Winter 1152 (David Petersen)
Graphic novel. When I visited the local comic store for #83 of "The Walking Dead," I was stopped in my tracks by the exquisite art and unusual size of an altogether different publication. The clerk who usually seems sort of disengaged (or terribly, terribly shy) when we stop in all but leapt o'er the counter to lead me to the section featuring this series about mice (which owes no small debt to Redwall and Tolkien but really is quite fantastic on its own merits). I was so delighted by his animated presentation that I bought the first volume from him (i.e., I paid full price). Excellent stuff.

A note on the next four books
What is surprising, perhaps, is that this reader-thinker-autodidact didn't turn to books on the subject sooner. For a while there, though, as I have already shared, I handled books a lot -- purging, moving, dusting, reorganizing, purchasing; I just couldn't read them.

So I didn't place the order until mid-March, and I finally read the books -- in the order in which they are presented here, in fact -- in mid-April. (Again, I credit Reinhart's novel with reminding me that I am, in fact, a reader.)

The Worst Loss: How Families Heal from the Death of a Child (Barbara D. Rosof)
Psychology. With its recovery-oriented approach, The Worst Loss reads like a handbook prepared by bereavement counselors. As many researchers and psychologists have begun to acknowledge, however, the idea of a recovery rubric for bereaved parents is more than inadequate. The death of a child violates the order of the world. How can one define "recovery" from the inexplicable? Despite the limitation of its viewpoint, however, The Worst Loss is a suitable resource for those seeking some understanding of what bereaved families may be experiencing.

Beyond Tears: Living after Losing a Child (Ellen Mitchell)
Psychology. The voices of nine mothers, most of whom lost adult children, form this braided narrative -- a style that simply failed this reader. The "We felt --," "We found --," "We discovered --" voice reminded me less of a Greek chorus than of the "majestic plural." It distracted and ultimately grated, which was unfortunate because I was deeply moved by the nine narratives of loss -- written in the singular first-person, thank goodness -- that separated the book's chapters. The decision to italicize the individual remarks of the nine contributors was also ill-conceived. A paragraph or two of "We-this" and "We-that" might be followed by a series of individual quotes, which sometimes resulted in italicized 'graph upon italicized 'graph. That's just too much work for any reader, let alone one who might be reading through tears.

Love Never Dies: A Mother's Journey from Loss to Love (Sandy Goodman)
Memoir. I should have read the description of this book more carefully. Had I done so, Mr. M-mv would not have had to repair and repaint the wall that took the direct hit when I hurled Love Never Dies across the room after reading the first chapter-concluding remark written from the author's dead son's perspective! Are you KIDDING me?!? ARGH!

After the Death of a Child: Living with Loss through the Years (Ann K. Finkbeiner)
Psychology. Still reading this one with great interest and appreciation.

Trapped (Michael Northrop)
Fiction. Predictable? You bet. But I think I had something of a soft spot for this YA novel before I had even inhaled its new-book scent. You see, when I was in sixth grade, I wrote a story about how one family survived being SNOWED IN! That was the title: SNOWED IN! It was nearly as implausible as Trapped is, but my English teacher loved it, scrawled an A+ on top, and stapled it to the main bulletin board in our hall (where someone promptly doodled a, ahem, member in one of the margins). From that moment (the A+ and the placement on the bulletin board, obviously; not the doodle) on, my dream of becoming an interpreter at the United Nations was dead because I was a writer.

Heh, heh, heh.

Kids are funny, aren't they? Me, the kid who doodled on my story, even the kids in Trapped. How self-absorbed we all are.

Anyway.

Speaking of implausible, why didn't the characters in Trapped rip down the curtains from the auditorium for more warmth? And, really, why were they so bent out of shape? So, the roof is collapsing. Move to a sturdier part of the building (e.g., the basement). Bring food, of which there is an abundance. Stay together wrapped in the heavy curtains, eat peanut butter and jelly, and settle down, kids.

These characters -- and to some extent their creator -- exhibited an alarming lack of imagination and intellect, as well as an overabundance of hormones and attention to stereotypes.

Sherlock Holmes: Short Stories (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)
Fiction. With the Misses. Chapbook entry to follow. Until then, the stories included "A Scandal in Bohemia," "The Red-Headed League," "The Man with the Twisted Lip," "The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle," and "The Adventure of the Speckled Band" (from The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes); "Silver Blaze," "The Musgrave Ritual," and "The Final Problem" (from The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes); and "The Adventure of the Solitary Cyclist" (from The Return of Sherlock Holmes).

The Colony (Jillian Marie Weise)
Fiction. Girl Detective, who is a reliable source of neat recommendations and cool links, sent me over to the Biblioracle earlier this month. I was too late to participate, but I thoroughly enjoyed reading his recommendations (here, here, here). The Colony turned up in a couple of responses, so I decided to check it out. One reviewer wrote, "Part Wellsian dystopia, part medical mystery, part Hawthornian allegory, and part reality show, The Colony is a potent exploration of ethics in the Age of the Genome." I could not have described it better. I'll just add that it stays with you, rather like Feed (M.T. Anderson), Unwind (Neal Shusterman), and The Unit (Ninni Holmqvist). In fact, since I'm so fond of companion pieces (see above), I'd say that for me The Colony read like a companion piece to that latter book.

The Sandman, Vol. 3: Dream Country (Neil Gaiman)
Graphic novel. I have Girl Detective to thank for this one, too.