The front window in my bedroom, to be precise. It was grimy. I don't know when it made the transition from
just fine to
ewww, but on Monday I knew with certainty that I must clean it. Right.
Now. The tall, tall man-boy offered his assistance.
Voila! Cleaner than new, inside and out. He did the side window, too. Of course, all of that unfiltered summer sun only served to illuminate the tidy but numerous stacks of books here, there. Time to sort and shelve. Ah, to shelve, we must shift. Well, while we're shifting, we may as well dust the book-tops—it's been a while since we've done that. Shifting and dusting led to a bit of discriminate purging which yielded a tidy stack for the used bookstore or library sale. Hey, speaking of tidy piles... let's sort through the shoes and clothes for donation items.
What about those old dishes and glasses? Shall we pack them to donate, too? Sure, only that meant that I needed to reorganize the kitchen shelves, and since I spent so much time in the kitchen, I was bound to realize that I've never been quite satisfied with the way the tiny pantry area turned out. What if I painted the shelves and reorganized? Oh, I'd like that
much better! But, nice as that project was, it did require moving everything on those shelves to the dining room table, and moving the items back from the table to the newly painted pantry... yes, I noticed that it was time to give the chairs a little more attention than their daily once-over. 'might as well do the table while I'm on it. Hey, do I need all of the dining linens in this hutch? Why not add these never-used table napkins and clothes to the donation piles?
All of that cleaning and purging meant an extra shower (or two). Lazily lathering, I couldn't help but notice that the shower curtains could be replaced, as could the floor mats, which, while clean, are simply sort of blah. Reaching for the new shower curtains, I then perceived that, since I'm preparing all of these piles for donation and since I've gone through most of my rag bag, now would be as good a time as any to pitch the blah towels, washclothes, too, and, by golly, even those thin sheets that always end up on the bottom because who wants the thin ones on his or her bed?
It goes without saying that if I were to clean the linen closet, I must then clean out the other bathroom storage, pitching and ditching shampoos that didn't live up to their claims, body lotion that smelled better in the aisle of Target than on my elbows and knees, and, um, what is
that? So I did. And when I was done purging and scouring, I needed another shower.
But instead, I began carting the piles and bags of donations to the car. En route, I thought for the four-hundred-and-sixty-seventh time since we moved to the little house in the tiny woods on the prairie,
If only I had one of those hedge trimmers... while images from
Edward Scissorhands flashed on the projection screen in my head.
The four-hundred-and-sixty-seventh time must have been a charm because twenty minutes later I was at Ace, hip-deep in earnest conversation with a teen just emerging from the worst part of his bout with acne. He seemed quite convinced that this hedge trimmer would suit my needs precisely.
But it's drizzling today, so my adventures in topiary planning must wait. Natch, plenty to keep me busy inside. Plants to shift and repot, linens to wash, and so on.
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As I've written many times before, the daily dance of chores and laundry and home-maintenance and -making (Norris's "quotidian liturgy") bothers me not. a. jot. I just do the next thing; clean and tidy as I go. But any home can benefit from periodic "spa treatment": a cleansing scrub, a beautifying mask, a deep massage, a new outfit or two.
Ahhhh.Over the years, I've learned not to attempt to "schedule" these treatments; once every six months or so, something just clicks, and it begins, maybe with a window or a less-than-fresh quilt or an untidy drawer. Then, no big deal, keep on moving, almost done, this isn't so bad, and, finally, this. looks. awesome.
Here was my epiphany during this recent (and nearly complete) spa treatment on our home:
Hey, this place looks so damned awesome! You know what? We should have Mom out—right now!You see, in response to a recent invitation, my mother-in-law had recently sent us some dates; the earliest were for next week.
So, guess who's coming to dinner next Friday night?
And by then? I will have fired up my new hedge trimmer. Mom won't notice that our CD collection is alphabetized (by section) or that the tub grippers are blindingly white, but she will just
love the zoo of animals I carve out of those bushes out front!
Heh, heh, heh.
By the way, it began on Monday with a window. It will end tomorrow with me sleeping in. The birds' songs will rouse me, and the first thing I see will be through a squeaky clean window.